Here are things you should NEVER say during sex:
- I have to poop
- Smile for the camera
- Get off me, i will do it myself
- You are almost as good as my ex
- when is this suppose to feel good?
- I thought you have the keys to the handcuffs
- keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper
- i was so horny tonight, i would have taken a sheep home
- do i have to pay for this?
- but everybody looks funny naked
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